Mr.Green Exposed 8—–>

This morning Mr.Green made a post exposing me and my controversial methods to get to the top of Affbuzz.com.

Hey, if you gotta use Se1, Se0, and ninja optimization, you gotta do what you gotta do.

Mr.Green Exposed

As you can see from the post Mr.Green made, he has extensive knowledge in ninja hat optimization. He claims to have the power to make a hat that can block iRead technology:

I’m actually in the middle of developing anti-iRead head gear to protect knowledge extraction from people like Volk. They will come with adjustable straps and a choice of two colors.

As you can see, Mr.Green’s knowledge of mind controlling hats is quite impressive. That’s why, when I noticed BOTH Mr.Green and Mr.Affbuzz wearing the same hat, I knew it had to be a special mind alerting device.

Unfortunately (for him), I have video proof that Mr.Green was in fact the man behind the entire Affbuzz scandal. Please see the video below: (annoying audio alert)

So there you have it. Mind altering hats… Almost got away, but the iRead… I mean iPhone saved the day.

Oh and… If you don’t already, visit Affbuzz.com every day. Great stuff over there!

PS > This post is just a joke for those of you who don’t get it.

EDIT: This just in… Mr.Green’s latest hat project. From a trusted inside source…