Apr 1 2009

I’m Giving Up Affiliate Marketing for My New Product

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  • Published April 1st, 2009 in Life by Jonathan Volk
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I've decided to move away from blogging and affiliate marketing to focus on my new product as an advertiser.

Before I show you my product, just know that I believe it will be bigger than shamWOW and snuggie combined... ShamUggie!

So without further ado, I present to you ShamUggie.

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Who wants to carry their baby around? NOBODY! Made by the Germans, You know they make good stuff! Save money (somehow), Save time, Save gas... (well maybe).

It's so great that we offer it in 4 disgustingly bland colors! We know how important it is for you to look like you're in a cult while wearing hilariously awesome products so we have made these special to match your consumer needs!

Just think, now you can answer the telephone, pet your dog, or just sit by the fire with your baby tucked neatly away into your pouch.

Am I nuts? You're gonna love my nuts! Because now for a limited time you can order 4 of these for $19.95 but only if you call in the next 15 minutes.

Here is how to order....

(No CODs)

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30 Responses to “I’m Giving Up Affiliate Marketing for My New Product”

  1. Christopher says:

    lol. A generation of serial killers will be created.

  2. Moforific says:

    These April Fool’s jokes are really sad,, I actually feel melted and embarrased for you..

    Yawwwnn..

  3. webkinz says:

    Looks very funny =) Good luck with it ;)

    Nice joke by the way =)

  4. himi says:

    Ha ha, nice April’s fool joke!

  5. Jil says:

    I’m laughing. GAHH HAHAAAA.

    Like webkinz said, good luck Jonathan.

    Hope you make a killing…..well it works with me, haha.

  6. That is to funny – the snuggie and the shamwow in one. You need to get the sham wow guy to do your commercials

  7. Dan says:

    Shamwow guy is in jail. He won’t be doing commercials for a bit.

    http://www.ottawacitizen.com/Technology/ShamWow+arrested+after+hotel+fight+with+woman+Smoking/1436935/story.html

    And very funny Jony. :P

  8. Used Tires says:

    It’s too bad that there are going to be alot of law suits, because that’s one dangerous product, hehe.

    Are you accepting Partners in your business? lol (just kidding)

    Happy April Fools!

  9. Atniz says:

    It looks funny. I think this is the second april fool post from you. Looks like you are still in the fool mood.

  10. panchovilla says:

    hate to break it to you tonto but you would actually make a lot more selling that product then you are making now

    • There are ups and downs to both sides.

      While you say I might be making more money, I would have overhead, a support staff, returns, etc. My margins are actually higher than most businesses (actual businesses).

      That being said, I am about a couple days away from launching my own product and plan on doing both. Thx for “wise” advice tonto! :)

  11. LOL, it’s just hilarious :)

  12. haha nice one Jon. It was a good April fool joke. Do you have one in pink?

  13. OK that’s kinda freaky and it exists???

  14. Paul says:

    I couldn’t agree more, what kind of weird baby kangaroo is that? I think the babies face was photo shopped into the shirt lol
    I can’t believe you have made hundreds of thousands off of that already!

  15. That image is really funny. If that was an actual affiliate product it would be even funnier to see people try and market it.

  16. LOL dear !!! it is nice joke.April fool!!!!

  17. Rick Kats says:

    LOL it would be actually pretty funny if you gave up Affiliate Marketing for this product :) , but then again you never know this could be the next best seller ( remember crocs)

  18. Ricardo says:

    It’s good to know this is only a prank, because your posts about Internet Marketing are great and your jokes are lame! :P

  19. Its really pretty funny!

  20. That’s just wierd……..

  21. It’s almost like a slanket! Gotta get one for myself! I don’t have a kid but i can carry my backpack or my dog in there.

    Oh wait..

  22. I don’t know, the baby may feel comfortable inside. This looks like a good idea. Another way to keep your baby close to you. Good luck Johnathan. This does look neato!

  23. marc lohan says:

    i don’t know about it, but very informative post.thank to sharing it.also very cute pics.

  24. Haha, I saw this on Reddit a few days ago, hilarious!

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